Jokes
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
May. 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm
That parrot can have conversations.
May. 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm
You are truly funny.
May. 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Everyone I told this to laughed.
May. 17, 2008 at 7:59 am
whoever wrote that joke must be a genus:)
May. 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
hey, I don’t get it. What does the last sentence mean?
May. 19, 2008 at 1:32 pm
That is terrific!
May. 19, 2008 at 8:29 pm
There was a turkey in the freezer and the parrot thought that the man had put the turkey in to freeze it.
May. 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Great joke!
May. 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Nice!:)(:
May. 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun. 1, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I wonder what the turkey did.but other than that great! but why did the parrot insult the owner?Did the owner insult him or something?
Jun. 2, 2008 at 6:16 pm
it was just a frozen turkey, like one you get for easter thanksgiveing and christmas!!!
Jun. 15, 2008 at 4:31 pm
That is the # 1 joke on my top 10 funniest jokes!
Jun. 29, 2008 at 6:08 pm
the other 13 guys are right.It is pretty funny!!!
Sep. 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm
the turkey was probbly gettin annoying heeheehee!!!
Sep. 13, 2008 at 12:27 pm
the parrot thinks the turkey was insulting!
Sep. 30, 2008 at 7:24 pm
the parrot should be the turkey
Oct. 4, 2008 at 2:34 pm
poor turkey:)
Oct. 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm
what?
Oct. 6, 2008 at 4:20 pm
that is funny! ^:]
Oct. 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I’ve heard a lot of funny jokes, and that’s one of the best!!!
Oct. 10, 2008 at 7:39 pm
i get it
Oct. 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I submitted one similar except the parrot saw a chicken
Oct. 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
LoL!!!!
Oct. 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Oh Parrots are just so funny now
Nov. 3, 2008 at 9:44 pm
lol. i wish there were more jokes w/ parrots
Nov. 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
i dont get it.
Nov. 7, 2008 at 7:36 pm
the parrot meant how did the turkey get in he freezer