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A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

-- Submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.

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1. 4 - soccergeek409 says:
   May 17th, 2008 at 7:59 am

   whoever wrote that joke must be a genus:)

2. 3 - Blah says:
   May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

   Everyone I told this to laughed.

3. 2 - kitcat says:
   May 12th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

   You are truly funny.

4. 1 - Talker3008 says:
   May 11th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

   That parrot can have conversations.

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