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A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
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Read 14 comments about “The insulting parrot.”
June 29th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
the other 13 guys are right.It is pretty funny!!!
June 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
That is the # 1 joke on my top 10 funniest jokes!
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
it was just a frozen turkey, like one you get for easter thanksgiveing and christmas!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I wonder what the turkey did.but other than that great! but why did the parrot insult the owner?Did the owner insult him or something?
May 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Nice!:)(:
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Great joke!
May 19th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
There was a turkey in the freezer and the parrot thought that the man had put the turkey in to freeze it.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
That is terrific!
May 18th, 2008 at 11:22 am
hey, I don’t get it. What does the last sentence mean?