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Sam: What do you do if you’re attacked by mosquitoes?
John: What?
Sam: Call in the S.W.A.T. team!

-- Submitted by Kevin W. B., East Providence, R.I.

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  1. 1 - Pedro says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    That joke is # 9 on my top 10 list of funny jokes

 

 

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