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Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.

-- Submitted by Alexander J.Velazquez, Hamden, Conn.

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  1. 1 - Pedro says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Yuck! Valentines!

 

 

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