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Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

-- Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

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Read 3 comments about “Are we poisonous?”

  1. 1 - esdewscxvbfxzaswq&(# says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    AWSOME!!!!

  2. 2 - math says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    thats funnier than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3 - pedro says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Ouch! thats gotta hurt!

 

 

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