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Submitted by Alicia G., Indialantic, Fla.

Teacher: Michael, where’s your pencil?
Michael: I ain’t got one.
Teacher: Michael, where’s your grammar?
Michael: She’s at home, and she ain’t got my pencil either!

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Read 3 comments about “Where’s your pencil?”

  1. 1 - polar says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    HAHAHA!!!!

  2. 2 - zman says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    that was fuuny

  3. 3 - niri says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    omg. lol

 

 

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