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Nick: What a nightmare—I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.
Rick: What’s so bad about that?
Nick: When I woke up,my pillow was gone.

-- Submitted by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.

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Read 7 comments about “What a nightmare.”

  1. 1 - jt says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    that is one funny joke

  2. 2 - Eagle in no time says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Ha Ha Nearly fell out of my chair

  3. 3 - ZMAN says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    THAT WAS GOOD

  4. 4 - jakm says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    omg…….WHERES HIS PILLOW???????…….btw 5 stars

  5. 5 - Terminator says:
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Nice!!!! hate to be him. 5!!!! 8) ;)

  6. 6 - pedro says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    That joke is # 3 on my top 10 list of funny jokes!

  7. 7 - dude says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    i nearly died laughing

 

 

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