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Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!

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  1. 9 - Koopaman says:

    good job!

  2. 8 - Exterminator says:

    lol, I noticed I said “funning” instead of “running” right when I hit the submit button.

  3. 7 - Exterminator says:

    lotta comments about funning out of gas, but u guys don’t seem to understand. they were driving trains! rotflol

  4. 6 - derwsg says:

    prety good.

  5. 5 - gffgg says:

    they’d crash on the highway and they would run otu of gas.

  6. 4 - luke skywalker says:

    they would not meet in jail. their cars would run out of gas first.

  7. 3 - BlueRocks says:

    no they wouldn’t, tiger64! still a pretty good joke… 5 stars

  8. 2 - dolphinsrock says:

    it is OK

  9. 1 - tiger64 says:

    if they did meet, they’d have to drive on the bottem of the ocean!

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