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Joker: How is 5+5=11 like your left foot?
Batman: How?
Joker: Because it’s not right!

-- Submitted by Rashi G., Chatsworth, Calif.

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Read 2 comments about “5+5=11”

  1. 1 - B says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Thats a funny joke that I saw in the April edition.

  2. 2 - carlosc says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    cool joke i am ganna tell my family that joke

 

 

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