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Elmer: First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia.  After that I got poliomyelitis and neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Erwin: Boy, you had a hard time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.

-- Submitted by Nathan S., Bakersfield, Calif.

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  1. 16 - The Review King says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    This one is good. Not amazing thogh as everyone seems to be saying. Should definitely be ranked higher, but not number one.
    Great joke though!

    ~ The Review King

    4 1/2 stars

  2. 15 - drbywinner101 says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    i have had days like that.{sigh}

  3. 14 - LOL says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Great LOL LOL

  4. 13 - Terminator says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    5 STARS!!!!!!

  5. 12 - Anonymous says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Great!!! (5 stars)

  6. 11 - tiger64 says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    i agree with kiki
    LOL

  7. 10 - lols! says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Lol lol lol
    rocks!!!!!!!

  8. 9 - luga says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    he he he

  9. 8 - dude says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    this joke rocks

  10. 7 - kiki says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    that was really funny you should be ranked number 1

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