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In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”

-- Submitted by Nathaniel J. R., Statesville, N.C.

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1. 35 - bade says:
   March 30th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

   Those are nice jokes. I have submitted several but they weren’t good enough for the magazine I guess. My brother gets Boys’ Life and I enjoy reading it.

2. 34 - camo boy says:
   March 28th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

   Thats realy funny!

3. 33 - Blakeob says:
   March 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

   Good thing he’s not using a cell phone from outside.

4. 32 - Grif says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

   5 stars is definetely too small. 9 stars

5. 31 - Bobiskiller says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   I wonder what its like outside the building
   still funny though :):):)

6. 30 - whalz23 says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

   lol!!

7. 29 - you says:
   March 24th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

   very,very funny

8. 28 - disagreeswithpeoplealot says:
   March 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   Funny beyond all funnyness. Whoops gotta get goin

9. 27 - Sam solo says:
   March 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm

   Where are those plumbers when you need them?

10. 26 - fcjcjcjcj says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    hilarious
    ; )

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