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In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”

-- Submitted by Nathaniel J. R., Statesville, N.C.

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1. 25 - zachSAYSwhat? says:
   March 17th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

   thats not a leak you can clean up with sponges!!

2. 24 - kyky DAoust(male) says:
   March 16th, 2008 at 12:28 am

   dont get it

3. 23 - notmyname says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

   LOL I feel bad for the people on floors 1,2,&3 =O

4. 22 - jeffycool says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

   

5. 21 - Lucdude says:
   March 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

   

6. 20 - olayboy456 says:
   March 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

   i didnt get that at 1st

7. 19 - pokemon says:
   March 9th, 2008 at 8:34 am

   :)

8. 18 - Nelisinleg says:
   March 5th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

   Har! Har!

9. 17 - peoples says:
   March 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

   ohh no souds like when our sewer lines backed up!

10. 16 - oh yeah says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Cool veryone rateit fve star

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