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In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”

-- Submitted by Nathaniel J. R., Statesville, N.C.

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  1. 45 - lonehawk11 says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 am

    coooooooool realllllllllly funny i give five stars

  2. 44 - cy says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    sweet

  3. 43 - LOL says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Nickname says it all LOL

  4. 42 - Terminator says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    poor kid!

  5. 41 - dolphinzrock says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    my mom did not get it

  6. 40 - Dragoon 214 says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Very nice. I give it a 4 out of 5.

  7. 39 - Nik Nak says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Hey fellow, that guy should say he was on the top of the Sears Tower!

  8. 38 - ******* says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 am

    he should say top floor
    that would be funnier

  9. 37 - Larry the Cable Guy says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
    -Larry the Cable Guy-

  10. 36 - bade says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    I love Boys’ Life!!!!

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