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Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

-- Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio

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  1. 32 - lukeskyalker says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    johnny is not very smart is he?

  2. 31 - nmgkgkgnbnk says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    well than Jhonny got pretty bad grades

  3. 30 - swimdude says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Kool

  4. 29 - ******* says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 am

    my report card: B+ B A- C A-

  5. 28 - says says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    that made my day

  6. 27 - seamonkey says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    my worst report card=A+A+A+A+A+B+

  7. 26 - TT says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    That was funny

  8. 25 - Blakeob says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Either scary good or scary bad! = ((

  9. 24 - Egg rool says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    ***** 5 stars cool

  10. 23 - you says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    i bet his best friend’s parents are pretty scared

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