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Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

-- Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio

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  1. 41 - Anonymous says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    hahahehe

  2. 40 - guhmoose says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    I read that to my dad when I saw it in boyslife todat and he got serios as is i was telling him something

  3. 39 - says: says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    My Report Card:A+ B A- A+ B

  4. 38 - danny says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    mine is A+and B-.

  5. 37 - hotdog says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 am

    I like it that was go joke

  6. 36 - lols says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    ha i laughed so hard when i read that in boyslife today

  7. 35 - Jesus follower says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I’m homeschooled too! ^_^ :)

  8. 34 - Exterminator says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    lol, I get so good report cards, I’ve never even got lower than an A. No seriously, scouts honor I’m not lying. I homeschool! XD

  9. 33 - l.o.z.rulz says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    My worst grade, is B!!!!! ;) :) :D :( :] (legend of zelda RULZ!!!!!!

  10. 32 - lukeskyalker says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    johnny is not very smart is he?

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