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Kory: I’ll never get on that store escalator again.
Rory: What happened?
Kory: About halfway up I tripped, and I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half!

-- Submitted by Kory C. S., Lewiston, Idaho

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  1. 10 - ouch says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    enough said (see above)

  2. 9 - donald duck98 says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    very funny lol

  3. 8 - dfoufru says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 6:44 am

    he, he funny joke!

  4. 7 - natitonic says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    L.O.L!!!!!!!!!
    thats funny!

  5. 6 - JOE says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    How come nobody helped him? that’s :(

  6. 5 - butterroller says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    Sooooo….. why didn’t anyone help him? Must’ve been pretty nice

  7. 4 - Yoda says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    that was sad

  8. 3 - Benny says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    I get it! Mon, that was funny.

  9. 2 - Dudeman78 says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Dear Dudeman77,
    When he says he tripped halfway up and fell, he couldn’t get tot the bottom because the stairs kept going up (now do you get it?)

  10. 1 - Dudeman77 says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Sorry, it was funny but I didn’t really get it.

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