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A man bought a parrot at an auction after bidding higher and higher against another bidder.
“I suppose the bird talks,” he said to the auctioneer.
“Talks!” replied the auctioneer. “He’s been bidding against you for the last 10 minutes!”

-- Submitted by Nusayba H., Annandale, Va.

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  1. 32 - brules says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    LOL

  2. 31 - coltsrock says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    wait… if the parrot was beaten by the man, then the parrot didn’t spend any money,(a$hM@n!!

  3. 30 - nintendogurl335 says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    this made me happy….the poor man must have lost alot of money!!!

  4. 29 - $upermanwithmoney says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 7:20 am

    5 stars sweet joke Dood!

  5. 28 - ME says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am

    HAHA *****/5 STARS

  6. 27 - zachSAYSwhat? says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    weird, but i get it. 4/5 stars

  7. 26 - runescape rocks! says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    man that joke is awsome *****/5 stars

  8. 25 - notmyname18 says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    ROTFLOL funny!

  9. 24 - vader says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    i’d like to hold a parrot-selling auction!

  10. 23 - (a$h/\/\@N says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    I would hate to be the owner of that parrot. think of the cash the parrot spent!

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