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“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

-- Submitted by Mark Y., Glendora, Calif.

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  1. 43 - the terminater says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    funny in a disgusting weird sick sort of way. i really liked it. :lol: :mrgreen:

  2. 42 - Doop says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Pretty nice!!! :)

  3. 41 - lonehawk11 says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 am

    nice four stars

  4. 40 - 232 says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    itokay

  5. 39 - Nick says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am

    Funny

  6. 38 - Anonymous says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    that makes me lol! :lol: :mr.green:

  7. 37 - l.o.z.rulz says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    good thing I don’t eat soup!! :D :) ;) :( ;(

  8. 36 - mememario says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    the dad ate a bug?!!!!?

  9. 35 - ******* says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 am

    :mrgreen:

  10. 34 - Blakeob says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    When I grow up and have kids I’ll listen if they ask that during a meal! = 0 = 0 : )

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