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Logan: Knock, knock.
Hogan: Who’s there?
Logan: Dismay.
Hogan: Dismay,who?
Logan: Dismay be the wrong door, but please let me in anyway!

-- Submitted by Logan D., Vancleave, Miss.

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  1. 1 - Nothing says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    That guy could use a map!

 

 

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