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As a doctor is examining someone, the nurse bursts in and says, “The patient you just treated collapsed on his way out!  What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Turn him around so it looks like he collapsed coming in.”

-- Submitted by Kenny E., Bronston, Ky.

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Read 36 comments about “A patient collapsed.”

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  1. 36 - LWolf says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    YA think Maybe someone might notice a nurse spinning around a corpse.=p

  2. 35 - cbreeze says:
    May 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    what the guy expect he only gave the doctor an old shoe lol

  3. 34 - Dwayne says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    You are such a good joker!

  4. 33 - The 2nd Review King says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    The Review King is right.This joke should be in the top 5.The doctor and nurse are horrible.Should have 5 stars!

    ~The Second Review King

  5. 32 - The Review King says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    This is definitely a joke that should be ranked in the top 5. Great joke, terrible doctor. I laughed at this one. Great Joke!

    ~ The Review King

    5 stars

  6. 31 - yo says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Pretty bad doctor! (5 stars)

  7. 30 - Terminator says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    poor guy!

  8. 29 - seamonkey says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol lol lol lol times 2,000,000

  9. 28 - TmanATM says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    OMG this joke Is so LOL

  10. 27 - profclyde says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    ok

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