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As a doctor is examining someone, the nurse bursts in and says, “The patient you just treated collapsed on his way out!  What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Turn him around so it looks like he collapsed coming in.”

-- Submitted by Kenny E., Bronston, Ky.

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  1. 26 - kid says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:47 am

    haha

  2. 25 - Nosie says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Ha that is funny!!!!! ;-)

  3. 24 - slingshot says:
    February 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Your really good at telling jokes

  4. 23 - rzach says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    omg nice one

  5. 22 - hobbes101 says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    VERY Funny!

  6. 21 - Human Person says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    These kinds of jokes are awesome.

  7. 20 - ringo says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    a good job

  8. 19 - rc13 says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Someone needs to lose their medical license. . .

  9. 18 - dude30 says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    sweet

  10. 17 - obsessed says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Definitely am not going to that Doc! Great joke by the way!

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