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A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants. The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits. When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times. As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!”
(346 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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Read 50 comments about “Dumb Dog”
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
eh, it was ok
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am
Why doesn’t that joke have 5 stars?!?!?!?!
March 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am
its all right.But I dont get it.
(tell you what the title kind of reminds me of my Chiuaiua,Kitty.
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
FUNNY I Am F.U.N.N.Y FUNNY!
February 15th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
smart dog, just forgetful.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
The poem”Dumb Dog”is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny!
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
funny lol
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
that homeowner is taking that brilliant dog for granted! good joke!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
how does he hold his keys,money,and other stuff all in his mouth