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A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants. The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits. When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times. As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!”
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January 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Very funny 5 stars.Reach out and LAUGH.lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
January 26th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Cut the dog some slack. After all, he’s only human. (No, wait. . .)
January 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
Heard it before, but not for a LONG time. THAMKS PEOPLE!!
January 14th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I agree with general
January 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Dude, that was pretty funny!
January 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Hilarious!!!!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
really funny
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
January 1st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
A dog?With keys?
December 30th, 2007 at 11:44 am
One of the best jokes on the web