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A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants. The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits. When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times. As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!”
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December 28th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
very good. 5 stars
December 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
SUPERGREAT
December 26th, 2007 at 9:42 am
I have heard this jole about a million times but it is still funny.
December 24th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Poor dog, But still its good;-)
LOL*****
December 19th, 2007 at 11:03 am
pretty good
December 17th, 2007 at 12:54 am
good one laugh: that rocks
December 11th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
good one :laugh:
December 4th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
oh great, another good joke
December 1st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
sweet
November 30th, 2007 at 4:19 pm