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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says. “A Dalmatian?” “Yes, they’re using them now.” The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.” The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy. “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner. “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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March 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
This joke is AWESOME!!!
March 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
nice one! i’m gonna tell all my friends!
March 16th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
hilarius *****/5 stars
March 16th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Hi-larious! I looove that joke lol
March 16th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I have a chiuaiua named Kitty D`Aoust.We think its dumb too.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Uh okay funny…
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
suweeettt!
February 1st, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Funny! ok, but my mom didnt get it for some reason…..*shrug*
February 1st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
that joke was sweet! tell it again!
January 26th, 2008 at 12:27 pm