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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says. “A Dalmatian?” “Yes, they’re using them now.” The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.” The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy. “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner. “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
(351 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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January 26th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
COOL! SWEET! GOOD! :TWISTED:
January 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
OMG! I TELL THAT JOKE ALL THE TIME!:-)
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
funny they gave me a dog that didnt bark should we complain about this
January 4th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
funny??? lol??? rofl??? lmbo??? idk
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
THAT IS SOOO FUNNY! I wish I could rate it a 1,000!
December 31st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Na,pretty good,but it`s only worth 5 stars!
December 31st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Nice joke
December 28th, 2007 at 10:51 am
smart guy
December 26th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I love this! Good job!
December 19th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
A CHIHUAHUA I THOUGHT MY DOT WAS A GERMAN SHEPARD!