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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says. “A Dalmatian?” “Yes, they’re using them now.” The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.” The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy. “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner. “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
(351 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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December 17th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
i really dont get it
December 17th, 2007 at 12:56 am
nah pretty good but only 4 stars
December 12th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
OHH
December 11th, 2007 at 11:06 am
No wait… he WAS blind????!
December 8th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
cool 500 stars
December 7th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
December 4th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
lol big time
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Chihuahuas are awesome and COOL
November 30th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
That was my favorite
November 28th, 2007 at 3:15 pm