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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says. “A Dalmatian?” “Yes, they’re using them now.” The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.” The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy. “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner. “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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November 26th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
November 26th, 2007 at 9:28 am
That is great
November 23rd, 2007 at 12:06 pm
pritty funny i give it a thumbs up
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:24 am
November 21st, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I have herd it, but stil good!
November 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
That’s a good one
November 18th, 2007 at 8:18 am
Yipee
November 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
November 12th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
I think this is the best joke I’ve seen so far!
November 12th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Very FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!