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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.”  So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant.  “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.”  “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says.  “A Dalmatian?”  “Yes, they’re using them now.”  The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.”  The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.”  “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy.  “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner.  “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

-- Submitted by Wade S., Norfolk, Neb.

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1. 8 - smallfry says:
   November 12th, 2007 at 2:32 am

   They sent me a chihuahua too but im not complainin.

2. 7 - the problem says:
   November 10th, 2007 at 6:01 pm

   somewhat entertaining

3. 6 - detective says:
   November 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

   I think everyone’s interested in jokes, jokester

4. 5 - joke lover says:
   November 9th, 2007 at 9:40 pm

   lol very good. I wonder if he got let in????

5. 4 - Jokester says:
   November 8th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

   In all the years I’ve been interested in jokes, this is one of the best jokes.

6. 3 - Me says:
   November 6th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

   Heard it. But it’s still good.

7. 2 - Da Boss says:
   November 6th, 2007 at 10:26 am

   i love this joke

8. 1 - Daisywaterdog says:
   November 6th, 2007 at 10:25 am

   LOL A CHIHUAHUA GOOD ONE

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