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Two friends are walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there, we have dogs with us.” So the first guy says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. “Sorry,” says the owner, “no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the guy with the Dalmatian says. “A Dalmatian?” “Yes, they’re using them now.” The owner says, “Very well, then, come on in.” The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” “But this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the second guy. “A Chihuahua?” asks the incredulous owner. “A Chihuahua?! ” says the man in the dark glasses. “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
(346 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Read 57 comments about “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
April 20th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
this never gets old.LOL
April 13th, 2008 at 6:59 am
That joke was an awresome one! that joke has been used so many times in so many versions, but that ones the funniest
April 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
This is from a newspaper: the Upbeat Times!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
*****/5 stars. That guy should go to drama school! LOL :))
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
This joke is funny?
March 30th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Thats the trick! Act dumb!
March 29th, 2008 at 7:23 am
LOL nice, i liked when he’s like they gave me a chihuahu
March 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am
OMG that is hilarious i am so telling that joke on open mic. night
March 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
That guy has nice acting!
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
This joke is AWESOME!!!