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A woman decides to go on a photo safari in Africa. She takes her pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies, and before long the little dog discovers it’s lost. Suddenly the dog sees a hungry leopard bounding toward it.
The dachshund thinks, I’m in deep trouble now! But then it notices some bones on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on them.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the leopard halts its attack. With a look of terror, it slinks away into the trees.
“Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”
Meanwhile, a monkey that had seen the whole thing decides to put this knowledge to good use, trading it for protection from the leopard.
The monkey goes to tell the leopard it has been duped. The leopard is furious. “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on its back, and thinks, Uh-oh, what am I going to do now? But instead of running, the dog sits down with its back to its attackers, pretending it hasn’t seen them yet.
As the leopard and monkey get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, “Where’s that monkey? I sent it off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”
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February 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That’s a great joke! That dog is awesome! I wish I had one…
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Hahahahahaaaa! That is one smart pooch!
February 19th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
dude that mightjust work
February 17th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Pretty smart, heh.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
dude!!! that dogs smart im spreding the word to my friends
February 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
so sweet man! that was cool
February 6th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
that is soo funny
February 5th, 2008 at 7:40 am
I wonder if that would work with a school bully.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
A duchhund fooled a leperd funny
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
LOL very funny