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A woman decides to go on a photo safari in Africa. She takes her pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies, and before long the little dog discovers it’s lost. Suddenly the dog sees a hungry leopard bounding toward it.
The dachshund thinks, I’m in deep trouble now! But then it notices some bones on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on them.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the leopard halts its attack. With a look of terror, it slinks away into the trees.
“Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”
Meanwhile, a monkey that had seen the whole thing decides to put this knowledge to good use, trading it for protection from the leopard.
The monkey goes to tell the leopard it has been duped. The leopard is furious. “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on its back, and thinks, Uh-oh, what am I going to do now? But instead of running, the dog sits down with its back to its attackers, pretending it hasn’t seen them yet.
As the leopard and monkey get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, “Where’s that monkey? I sent it off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”
(916 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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March 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
I VOTED 1,00000 STARS!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
March 21st, 2008 at 5:50 pm
i read it and thought it got from me 4and a half stars out of 5
March 21st, 2008 at 4:50 pm
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS JOKE DOESN’T HAVE ALL FIVE STARS! It should have a billion stars! I mean… that is one smart dog!
March 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I wish my dog was just as smart
March 19th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Dude one stupid leperd
March 17th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
6 out of 5 stars!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wow!! If I were the monkey, I’d do some fast talking quick!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 3:59 am
That was like one of the funiest jokes ever!
March 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
this is the funniest joke ever
[I would have killed the dog anyway]
March 10th, 2008 at 6:25 am
This is a really original and funny joke. All my friends and family love it. Whenever someone asks me 4 a joke this is what I give them. They laugh every time! I love it!