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Joe: What did one cell say to the other cell?
Moe: What?
Joe: “Do these genes make me look fat?”

-- Submitted by Joey G., Apple Valley, Minn.

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  1. 1 - Blah says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Lol

  2. 2 - Ben Ten says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    nice

 

 

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