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A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
“Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.”
“Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads. “You won’t regret it.”
“O.K.,” says the boss. “See that giant oak over there? Let’s see you chop it down.”
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
“Where’d you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.
“The Sahara Forest.”
“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”
“Is that what they call it now?”

-- Submitted by Evan F., Clements, Calif.

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1. 65 - chico999 says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm

   lol

2. 64 - armaldo says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 6:55 pm

   I get it! The Sahara Desert doesn’t have any trees, so the short guy must have cut ‘em all down.

3. 63 - The Review King says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 5:50 pm

   Wow, very nice joke with a great punch line. I like this one a lot and it made me chukle. Good job to the submitter!

   ~ The Review King

   4 stars

4. 62 - AssaultRifler says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 6:29 pm

   FUNNY! 3 stars.

5. 61 - shreder says:
   March 31st, 2008 at 7:45 pm

   i could of cut more trees

6. 60 - anonnimous (i now its speld rong) says:
   March 28th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   7out of 10

7. 59 - J-man says:
   March 27th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

   That’s a really good joke!

8. 58 - nintendogurl335 says:
   March 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

   i dont get it?????

9. 57 - whalz23 says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

   i guess that explains the heat

10. 56 - george says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    10 out of 5

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