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A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
“Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.”
“Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads. “You won’t regret it.”
“O.K.,” says the boss. “See that giant oak over there? Let’s see you chop it down.”
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
“Where’d you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.
“The Sahara Forest.”
“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”
“Is that what they call it now?”
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March 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
know wonder it is just desert over there!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
5 stars, all the way.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Wow. That cracks me up every time.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
cool, but i’ve heard it before. 5/5 stars
March 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
save the trees. just kidding not bad.. tell more jokes!
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
He must have a sharp ax.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Meh. Funny. Better than a lot of others.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I get it! That was a really good joke!
It means the guy chopped trees so well, there are no more trees in the Sahara.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Coll! How can you not get it, it is so simple
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
No more trees!? Oh No!