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A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
“Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.”
“Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads. “You won’t regret it.”
“O.K.,” says the boss. “See that giant oak over there? Let’s see you chop it down.”
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
“Where’d you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.
“The Sahara Forest.”
“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”
“Is that what they call it now?”
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December 9th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
is ”felled” a real word?
November 30th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
ok
November 29th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
i wonder if there was a sahara forest
November 29th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
LOL the funniest ive heard in a while! =-D
November 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
i had to read it twice…:(
but i like it!
he chopped all the trees down!!!!!!!!
November 27th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
It was a little slow to understand; I like those. : )
November 26th, 2007 at 9:27 am
He chopped all the trees
November 25th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Nice!
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:27 am
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
VERY FUNNY!