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A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
“Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.”
“Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads. “You won’t regret it.”
“O.K.,” says the boss. “See that giant oak over there? Let’s see you chop it down.”
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
“Where’d you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.
“The Sahara Forest.”
“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”
“Is that what they call it now?”

-- Submitted by Evan F., Clements, Calif.

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1. 5 - BBQ says:
   October 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm

   :)

2. 4 - Kino S says:
   October 26th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

   Ha!!!! that guy must be really old!

3. 3 - the problem says:
   October 25th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

   good one!!!!!!!!!

4. 2 - exterminator says:
   October 21st, 2007 at 10:52 pm

   I’ve heard that one before, but it’s still good. 4 *s

5. 1 - musicman says:
   October 21st, 2007 at 2:30 pm

   i remember reading this in boys life

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