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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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1. 34 - patriot says:
   March 31st, 2007 at 10:10 am

   lol funny!!!(’)

2. 33 - cft says:
   March 31st, 2007 at 8:51 am

   took me a long time to get

3. 32 - outside says:
   March 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm

   I agree with Dernhelm!

4. 31 - Dernhelm says:
   March 29th, 2007 at 11:20 am

   BUT the one and only problem with this joke is you can’t tell it out loud!

5. 30 - not you says:
   March 27th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

   same here

6. 29 - lil_ichero says:
   March 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

   that joke iz so funny that i put it on my xanga site and i dont put somthing on unless its good

7. 28 - says says:
   March 26th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

   it is pretty funny, but I don’t think it needs a million explanations

8. 27 - the brain says:
   March 26th, 2007 at 8:40 am

   That joke is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It deserves way more than a 5. Mabye a 100.

9. 26 - outside says:
   March 25th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

   I loved that the boy used $ signs(asking for money) & that the dad capitalized the N’s & the O’s. It’s COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. 25 - Me says:
    March 25th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    hahahahahahahahahahaha o my gosh this is the greatest joke i’ve like EVER heard! It’s hilarious! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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