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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 338 - woodsman 198 says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    My all-time favorite; I think this one should be # 1! Well thought out and original. Keep up the good work!

  2. 337 - PaRappa Jr says:
    November 14th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    That$ a good joke!Rate it five $tar$!

  3. 336 - smallfry says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 2:22 am

    Id like $ome too plea$e. Im $eriou$.

  4. 335 - matt 87 says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    nice joke…I READ IT ALL THE TIME I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!

  5. 334 - oldskoolkid says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    lol

  6. 333 - oldskoolkid says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    lol
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    lol

  7. 332 - awsomedude111 says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    $o it i$ a LOL!!!!$$$$$$$$

  8. 331 - cool dude says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    AW$OME JOKE,AN AWE$OME $COUT DE$ERVE$ CA$H HEHE

  9. 330 - redbirdnut says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    That’s what my dad says all the time!

  10. 329 - Tiny says:
    October 26th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    $end me $ome too. NO kidding!!!!!!!!!

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