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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 304 - cow says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    i dont get it at all

  2. 303 - die says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 12:45 am

    i dont get it lol

  3. 302 - Slider says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    I don’t get why it’s rated only four stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 301 - zatchstar says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    dont you love crypic messages!

  5. 300 - Wingo says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    That kid might think he will get a millon doller alowence if he gets good grades (and i don,t get it)

  6. 299 - skiracer says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    This is so funny. That kid has issues he’s gonna have a hard time.

  7. 298 - robocobra13 a k a torterra 4ever says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    LOL x 1,000,000

  8. 297 - mboy says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    my favorite joke of all time!!!

  9. 296 - godziller says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :) great joke

  10. 295 - 71mustang7 says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 1:06 am

    it is so ausome who ever made that up is great!!

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