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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
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July 19th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Really Funny:)
July 19th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
July 19th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Thi$ i$ a Hilariou$, Awe$ome, $uper Funny Joke!
July 18th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Oops! Sorry Lightning McQueen! If you want to make a frowny face, you press the shift key and the 9 key! If you want to make a smiley face, you press the 0 key and the shift key. The keys slipped when I typed that, I’m not such a good typer. Also if you 3 smiley faces, the 1st and 3rd one are not sideways!
July 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Nice joke!
:) 
Lightning Mcqueen, you make smileys by holding down the shift key while pressing the semi-colin key. (Directly under the “P” key.) Then, still holding the shift key, press the “9″ key. Your face will look sideways until you post your comment. Then the face will look like the smiley faces you’re used to seeing!
***If you make 2 smiley faces, only the 1st one won’t be sideways, and if you make 3, the 1st and 3rd one will be sideways, like this!
July 17th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
weird joke y cant just say could i have some mony?
July 15th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Good joke, I laughed super hard
July 15th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one
July 15th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
How do you make smileys?
July 15th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
i $ay i agree with lightning mcqueen