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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 260 - Derrick, Age 10, Florida says:
    July 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Nice joke!
    Lightning Mcqueen, you make smileys by holding down the shift key while pressing the semi-colin key. (Directly under the “P” key.) Then, still holding the shift key, press the “9″ key. Your face will look sideways until you post your comment. Then the face will look like the smiley faces you’re used to seeing!
    ***If you make 2 smiley faces, only the 1st one won’t be sideways, and if you make 3, the 1st and 3rd one will be sideways, like this! :) :) :)

  2. 259 - **************************************** says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    weird joke y cant just say could i have some mony?

  3. 258 - Bla Bla Bla says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Good joke, I laughed super hard

  4. 257 - tyranitar master says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one

  5. 256 - Lighting Mcqueen says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    How do you make smileys?

  6. 255 - the problem says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    i $ay i agree with lightning mcqueen

  7. 254 - Lighting Mcqueen says:
    July 13th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Thi$ i$ a really fun joke.It`$ really $weet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 253 - skate-board-guy says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    Nice idea! I think I’ll use it to make some money! Ha ha! :) :) :)

  9. 252 - ilovestunts says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 11:10 am

    good but i don’t like the fact there r sssssssssoooooooo many mistakes…

  10. 251 - richie says:
    July 8th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    haha

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