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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 234 - Nick says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 8:38 am

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    >

  2. 233 - iwuzhear says:
    July 1st, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    kinda weird

  3. 232 - rudi says:
    June 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    he needs money beacause hes in school duh u no colledge duhhhh

  4. 231 - supercool kid says:
    June 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    it i$ the funnie$t thing i have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 230 - lewert says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    I don’t get it. Does it mean the boy’s asking for money an dad is saying “No”? My sister gives that a :-D.

  6. 229 - drummer says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    I kNOw people think that they are funny writing their comment$ like thi$, but it’$ getting old, and it’$ very anNOying.

    Seriously!

  7. 228 - legendarysrk4eva says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 11:27 am

    haha funny why would he need money ?? he should GET A JOB DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  8. 227 - Tono says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    I don’t get it.

  9. 226 - hot rod says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    CRAZAY!

  10. 225 - tank=boom says:
    June 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    LOL!!!!!!! gue$e he’$ NOt going to be rich

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