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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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1. 14 - Neo says:
   March 18th, 2007 at 10:17 am

   in the boys letter all the s’s are $’s he’s asking for money. Now do you get it ryan?

2. 13 - scout94 says:
   March 17th, 2007 at 10:59 am

   funny! but i dont get why they would have astronomy at a school….

3. 12 - AR says:
   March 15th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

   You $hould Give it 5

4. 11 - ryan says:
   March 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

   I don’t get the joke at all. What’s do darn funny?

5. 10 - E.J.S. says:
   March 12th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

   I loved this joke sooooooooooo much. It deserves a 5 or maybe even 10 or 100!:) :):):)

6. 9 - Jim Bob Bo Bob says:
   March 11th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

   From the first time i read it to now, i have never forgotten this joke. I LOVE IT!!!!!

7. 8 - othy says:
   March 10th, 2007 at 8:29 am

   the best joke of the Year

8. 7 - Max says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 8:50 am

   This deserves and gets 100 STARS. KEEP IT UP

9. 6 - Flint Boy says:
   March 8th, 2007 at 10:57 am

   I gave it a 5, awsome joke!!!!

10. 5 - Falcon says:
    March 7th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Hilarious!

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