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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 134 - the trop leader says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    all how are confused: the dollar sighns were a way to show i he wants for his birth day and the dads reply that capitalized all the no’s to show the statement NO! no mony

  2. 133 - drewel says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    good job a notable joke

  3. 132 - Big boss says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    I hate this joke:(

  4. 131 - redice says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Cool….I heard this one before but I still gave it a 5!!!

  5. 130 - iamnotagirl says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    I don’t get it.

  6. 129 - Shneller says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    That sounds like me and my dad…..

  7. 128 - Jc says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 8:56 am

    It is amasing…..But why isnt it in boys life?

  8. 127 - whoever says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    Thi$ joke is AWSOME it give$ great idea$ for me in High $chool or college

  9. 126 - Pod Racer pack 495 says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    VERY FUNNY

  10. 125 - benny boy says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    funny no joke

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