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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

-- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah

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  1. 103 - cooldude says:
    April 21st, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    its so funny that milk comes out of my nose

  2. 102 - cubscout52 says:
    April 21st, 2007 at 7:37 am

    It’$ NOt that bad of the joke$ i’ve heard.

    ($ayanara $ing- $ongers!)

  3. 101 - Pradude says:
    April 19th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    Thi$ made me want to earn ca$h !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  4. 100 - Lief says:
    April 17th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Im gonna $ee if thi$ really work$ when I get to college. =)

  5. 99 - yo moma says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    I loved IT :( :| :) :lol:

  6. 98 - yo moma says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    :lol:

  7. 97 - your moma says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    wwweeeeeeeee:o

  8. 96 - JoeBobGuyMan says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    ROFL… By far the best joke that Iv’e read so far.

  9. 95 - api1996 says:
    April 15th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    That is a great joke. How did you come up with it?

  10. 94 - Star11 says:
    April 13th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    THIS JOKE IS LOLF.

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