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A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagonload of corn on the road.
A farmer who lived nearby went over to have a look and found the boy trying to right the tipped wagon.
“Hey, Willie,” the farmer said, “forget your troubles for a spell and come have dinner with us. I’ll help you with that wagon after we eat.”
“That’s mighty nice of you, but Pa won’t like that,” Willie replied.
“Aw, come on, son. Take a break,” the farmer insisted.
“Well, O.K.,” the boy finally agreed, “but Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty meal, Willie thanked the farmer. “I feel a lot better now, but I know that Pa will be upset.”
“Nonsense,” the farmer said. “Where is your pa anyway?”
“Under the wagon.”
(690 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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May 9th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
haha
May 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
pa wont have a hard time just a happy corn day.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Good joke (4 stars)
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 am
pretty dang funny i love it
April 9th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
i don’t think pa is very happy under that wagon. i wonder how hungry he is? :I
March 31st, 2008 at 3:13 pm
My name says it all…
March 30th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
I would get sick if I had to eat corn for days.. Anyway, 5Star!
March 30th, 2008 at 12:19 am
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. ANYWAY PA WONT FEEL ALONE ISNT?
March 28th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
that is the funniest joke i have heard in years!
March 28th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’ve read every joke on this intire website and rated them (sort of like a critic) and this is the funniest one on the website.