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Will: What did the bird general say to its army?
Bill: What?
Will: “Re-tweet!”

-- Submitted by Will B., Winchester, Mass.

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  1. 1 - matue10 says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 9:03 am

    three stars

  2. 2 - the snagger says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    i just made this #1 today by voting on it. funny, huh?

 

 

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