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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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April 25th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
funny man, funny!
April 20th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
LOL
April 19th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Funny!!! ; - )
April 18th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
i’ll have a $444 worth of jellybeans
April 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
i’d be pretty annoyed if I were him!
=O =) d: d=
April 7th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
LOLx1,000,000,000,000,000
April 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
LOL ( LAUGH OUT LOUD) THAT WAS AWESOME
March 29th, 2008 at 6:31 am
LOL!
March 27th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Up, Down, Up, Down 2 pennies, 2 pennies, 1 nickel WHEN WILL IT END FOR THAT GUY?!?!When he finally quits thats when!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:19 am
oh that is so funny!!!! 5 stars!!!! LOL